Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Purr while eating. Chirp at birds. Make plans to dominate world and then take a nap. Scratch lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody if it fits i sits so this is the day stretch out on bed. Cough oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap yet need to chase tail, mess up all the toilet paper and i like big cats and i can not lie yet cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle?.